Friday, July 16, 2010

It can never be...

Celery stalk fantasizing about pear. I started cutting out pieces of pine today as backing for these, they will be self-hanging.

Something else to do in London this weekend - Sunday the Clerkenwell Kid is playing at the Battersea One on One festival, for all you Real Tuesday Weld Fans

Oh, and for those whose thirst for the perverse is unslaked by the above visual, you might enjoy this post on Dinosaur Casserole.

18 comments:

Jessie said...

You have me fantasizing about pear now! :o) xx

Charles Gramlich said...

Celery is dreaming out of his league with that Juicy fruit.

Eva said...

I wonder what this dirty old vegetable would think about peach.

California Girl said...

That is one sexy image and hilarious at the same time!

Clowncar said...

yes, a doomed relationship. mixing apples and oranges. it'll never work.

ArtSparker said...

CG- if I think about it, the celery stalk is kind of like a nerd.

Sarah said...

It is that thing about wanting what you can't have. He always wanted to be sweet but darn it he was salty!

ArtSparker said...

Sarah- do you put peanut butter on celery there? In the U.s. we do that at Thanksgiving especially, I don't know why...

Fresca said...

Finally, a fruit! : )

ArtSparker said...

F- not the last...

Totalfeckineejit said...

That Rubenesque pear is tantalisingly plump

grrl + dog said...

hmm.

this is exactly how I feel this morning...

Don said...

I know a guy who wants to breed a lemon and tomato. he wants to call it a 'Lemato'. Yes, he is strange.

Kaetlyn Wilcox said...

Phenomenal!

ArtSparker said...

Don- are the lemon and the tomato both consenting adults?

楊儀卉 said...

Beauty, unaccompanied by virtue, is as a flower without perfume...................................................................

Cláudia said...

I see a celery Freud analyzing a pear patient.
Very little hope... for both.

Titus said...

The pear is so sexy! It will never work - he is both too green and too upright/tight.