Alligators snap your ankles

This deserves to be seen more, especially by all you miniature banjo fans, a (mostly) solemn somberly garbed gentleman (identified as Drake's Basement) on youtube.

Where is this pier? The fact that he sings the titular line with more conviction than Shane McGowan in the original makes me think this may be somewhere along the Gulf Coast.

Warning: simulated miniature banjo licking.

Old Man with a Beard

There was an old man with a beard

Who said it is just as I feared

Two owls and a hen,

Four larks and a wren

Have all built their nests in my beard

                         -Edward Lear