Life can't always be like that

If life were always like that, it wouldn't feel like that. Besides, it would be kitsch.

And yet, I have a sneaking envy for this china bunny.

For those who don't know the Dorothy Parker verse:

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
No current romantic disappointments, just fits....