The Wicked Fairies/Static Electricity

Reactivity theme continuing...the post tomorrow is on the reverse.

Notorious Fairies Attack Pet Cat

Breaking news from the bottom of the garden...The famous Cottingley Fairies made an appearance today in an Oakland, California neighborhood, viciously assaulting a small domestic animal with various weapons (one of them appeared to be carrying a tiny Magnum). A shaken witness declared "They never lost their simpers" during the attack. The traumatized but unharmed animal fled up a nearby tree, whereupon the psychotic, scantily-clad pixies vanished into thin air.