Thursday, February 19, 2009

Notorious Fairies Attack Pet Cat

Breaking news from the bottom of the garden...The famous Cottingley Fairies made an appearance today in an Oakland, California neighborhood, viciously assaulting a small domestic animal with various weapons (one of them appeared to be carrying a tiny Magnum). A shaken witness declared "They never lost their simpers" during the attack. The traumatized but unharmed animal fled up a nearby tree, whereupon the psychotic, scantily-clad pixies vanished into thin air.

20 comments:

Straight_UP said...
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Straight_UP said...

This is really funny.

parisa mahmoudi said...

:)))!
Hi there,
I'm so pleased to have a lovely friend just like you!I saw your comment and I feel so happy that someone so faraway from me is worry about my exam!So thanks,I wish you the best.
Parisa

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milly (elephants&redwoods) said...

the elephant plate is adorable!!

Fairies are notoriously nasty little buggers.

Indrani said...

Love your sense of humor along with your artistic talents.

steve said...

haha, look out! sweet shot!

Adam said...

I'm sure cats see far more strange things than we are able to.

This one does remind me a little of Graham Oakley's Church Mice and Cat.

grrl+dog said...

good thing kitty is telling them off and taunting them with her tounge..

notmassproduced said...

3 against 1 - no wonder the cat ran for it

R. Nemo said...

They need names, these 'notorious faeries'. And I think I spotted a four leaf clover in there.

Squirrel said...

maybe they were just trying to steal his shadow...

Pamela Terry and Edward said...

Just as well they vanished. Psychotic pixies are notoriously difficult to prosecute.

lettuce said...

hmmm I'd always wondered what happened to those fairies

herhimnbryn said...

Fairies at the bottom of the garden, seem to be everywhere.

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

I'm glad the poor kitty was okay albeit traumatized. Crime in Oakland must really be out of control! Now even the fairies are on the attack

Renee said...

Boy oh boy did I need that.

Thanks for the magic.

Love Renee

Rohzi E. said...

lol. Perhaps that is what my cat runs from and/or chases from time to time around the house. I never know what he's playing with, but it's obviously something I can't see. Thank you for solving the mystery! : - )

mouse (aka kimy) said...

one must be careful of pixilated pixies!!!

be still my heart a mention of graham oakley's church mouse series....off to find out who your reader adam is.... I have been a church mouse fan(atic) since my em was a wee girl. I'm looking all over for the last book of the series....

bindu said...

This is hilarious!