Notorious Fairies Attack Pet Cat

Breaking news from the bottom of the garden...The famous Cottingley Fairies made an appearance today in an Oakland, California neighborhood, viciously assaulting a small domestic animal with various weapons (one of them appeared to be carrying a tiny Magnum). A shaken witness declared "They never lost their simpers" during the attack. The traumatized but unharmed animal fled up a nearby tree, whereupon the psychotic, scantily-clad pixies vanished into thin air.