I'm thinking of posting the Hollywood version of this in an edit later today, then maybe I can give this movie obsession a rest. As for existential, do worms have butts to scratch?
The Hollywood version, except it would require more $$$$$.
If any of my talented commenters has an idea for the indie version, don't hesitate to leave it in comments - no pressure, though. Alternatively, you could check out If you don't want me to destroy you.